This original design was born at a computer network conference in Reading.  Little did he know, during his blurry and naive infancy, what was about to follow.  Delivery of this noble, yet amusingly humble little creature took approximately 4 minutes and resulted in (so far) 85 days of childlike laughter.  As you can see, by looking at his recent offspring in the previous pages, GOAT has spawned a new breed of hero.  From the meek LITTLEMISSSGOAT to the strong and brave SUPERGOAT, GOAT is taking the world by storm.  If you happen to come across anyone who doesn't know about them, it would be prudent to make it your duty to educate and enlighten.